Ozzy here! I’m about 4 years old, and might be mistaken for a big pug statue. It’s true; I am just that handsome! I am very shy around new people, but once I get to know you and am comfortable with you, I am just a big teddy bear! If I need attention, I will rest my chin on your …
Frank – 9 Years – Male
Hello people of Earth! Agent Frank here. When I retired from the Men in Black program, I asked them not to use the flashy thingie on me, so I could remember all my cool adventures on this planet. Management agreed, but I shoulda known there’s always a catch! They took away my ability to speak Earth languages! I can still write, …


